Friday, January 18, 2008

Sometimes Online Bots Win in Real Life

Here is a copy/paste of a bot post on an online forum I read. The porn bots hit this particular forum in force recently, but this online-pharmacy-virus/trojan post takes the cake. Read the entire post. It's worth it. My favorite is "[i]nstead of asking your babe about his or her friends, launch a barbeque organization and interrogate your baby to invite some of his or her friends."

"Statistics compass shown that instances of teen drug addiction escape in continued chains from parents to children. This is why like now is the day to either cleft the chain of teen drug addiction or mark it from forming. No proportions of dense work, money, renunciation is payment another than breaking a chain of substance abuse or preventing one from forming.

For some, the vicious cycle of teen drug abuse begins at familiar when they are influenced by the addictive behaviors their parents exhibit. For example, children of alcoholics (COAs) are a party of individuals who suffer the plight of their parents' alcoholism.

As a teenager, the likelihood of exposing to drugs and alcohol is genuine high, and there is a congenial chance that you testament effort drugs and alcohol.

Much though you impart yourself that you will lone buy tramadol slap drugs once, you engage in it one aggrandized time, and then one deeper future after that, and before you discriminate it you are developing a drug problem. One of the consequences of drug and alcohol abuse is addiction. Most teens don't envisage that they will mature addicted, and simply benefit drug and alcohol to own a bad time.

However, the deed of addiction to drugs and alcohol can conclusion in some appealing undesirable consequences, such as loss of friendships, health problems, behavioral problems, alienation of family, and a loss of care in sports, academics, hobbies, etc. Substance abuse and addiction can emphatically modify behavior, and a latest preoccupation with drugs can assemblage absent activities that were formerly important, adore sports or academics.


End this is a discreet and non-invasive way. Always enshrine that teenagers can be fully protective of their privacy. Instead of asking your babe about his or her friends, launch a barbeque organization and interrogate your baby to invite some of his or her friends.

Inviting your kid"s friends over to the apartment is the ace conduct to shop for to apprehend them better. You may further embolden the kids to hang environing the co-op every instantly and then so that you can inspect them without truly appearing as well nosy or something. Duration busy in some worthwhile activities can cure grip your girl elsewhere from drug addiction."

I couldn't make this shit up. It would take days.


3 comments:

Butterflyfish said...

It wouldn't take days. Just write a paragraph and then injudiciously use the electronic thesaurus to replace words with synonyms that do not fit the context.

Or

Just engrave a clause and then indiscreetly use the electronic phrase book to put back language with synonyms that do not healthy the milieu.

Guy Fawkes said...

That might produce a similar effect, but I suspect the deficiencies in the original post were the result of the poor English skills of some Asian scam artist ;)

jammin06 said...

Glad to see the posts return after a short hiatus. I had to resort to purchasing NCAA '08 to occupy my time (& keep my sanity). Now the battle between studying and PS2 continues in middle Med school as they each fight it out for sole control of my soul.