Saturday, July 28, 2007


This is how I feel right now:

...except I'm in the law dunge...I mean library. If everything I've heard about second year is true, then this could become a familiar scene.

In other news, Phaedrus is transferring to my school this fall. He's already developing his "Hit List" (as in "want to hit that list"), as well as a strategy for picking up freshmen in case the list comes up short. So far we've decided that he could probably get away with standing outside the local Fratty McFratterson Pseudo-Dive Bar with a large net and a stun gun around 3 AM on Saturday mornings since the bars don't have to close by a particular time. He'll wear a specially-crafted Law Review Polo Shirt (capitalized for emphasis) and use the "hey, weren't you in my torts class?" line. It's foolproof, don't you think?

Thursday, July 26, 2007

Something In Law School Turned Out OK...No, Really

Apparently Phaedrus and I submitted papers/Bluebook exams that at least made the top 60%-ish of the law review write-on competition (read: we made law review). We're excited for now, but we'll probably be even more bitter than usual when submission deadlines are approaching.

For now...hell yeah. Here's a celebratory LOLcat:

Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Bar Exam Cats

In honor of this week's bar exam, I'm going to start posting cat pictures. From this point forward, I will be looking for any possible excuse to post more cat pictures, particularly those with a legal theme. Do not try to stop me.

Monday, July 9, 2007

To the Law Review Write-On...'s what I have to say:

Sunday, July 1, 2007

Schadenfreude Strikes Again

From a comment on another blog (click here for many colorful law-bloggy comments)

"I hope you avaricious, credential-obsessed schmucks go all lord of the flies on each other, because I’m less of a man than I wish to be and I can’t help the schadenfreude."

In my capacity as a 2L at an upper second-tier school, I hereby join this opinion in full.

Hi Bob.