Wednesday, February 28, 2007

Prof. Son of a Bitch Daily, 2-28-07

Student: "uhhhh...no?"
Prof. Son of a Bitch: "A slightly longer but better answer would have been...YES"

Tuesday, February 27, 2007

Prof. Son of a Bitch Daily, 2-27-07

Prof. Son of a Bitch:

“If you’re going to have surgery, are you interested in the cultural sensitivity of your surgeon? No, you’re probably concerned about his skill with that damn knife.”

Sunday, February 25, 2007

Prof. Son of a Bitch Daily, 2-25-07

Prof. Son of a Bitch:

“The University of Michigan doesn’t let anyone in. We used to only turn people down at LSU if they committed an A felony. B felonies never got a second look.”

Wednesday, February 21, 2007

Prof. Son of a Bitch Daily, 2-21-07

Professor Son of a Bitch is a Con Law professor so named because of his fondness for cursing, particularly the phrase "son of a bitch." He enjoys referring to himself as such, as well as using the phrase in contexts such as "so Mr. Student X, who's the son of a bitch in this case?". Hopefully, there will be enough material to have an (almost) daily quote that will be at least mildly entertaining.

Prof. Son of a Bitch:

"Traditionally, what types of sexual intercourse have we prohibited?...come on, there’s got to be a farm boy somewhere in here…BEASTIALITY, that’s right!"