Shamelessly stolen from Law Bitches: Jonathan Lee Riches, Master of the Frivolous Lawsuit
Read the "Federal lawsuits filed after incarceration" section. It's long, but I guarantee you that it's worth it.
Here are a few gems to whet your appetite:
1. filed a suit against Michael Vick alleging that Vick was involved in the Pan Am 103 explosion in Scotland, requested damages of 662,000,000,000,000 trillion dollars in British gold delivered by J.B. Hunt Trucking to the front-gate of FCI Williamsburg prison
2. filed a suit against a wide variety of defendants, including The Hague, the Geneva Convention, and the Bataan Death March, requested damages of 728 trillion dollars backed by gold and silver
3. filed a suit against the Mossad, the CIA, and Larry King Live, alleging that King is a voodoo witch doctor and that the defendants conspired to "hijack my torso, three toes, and my constitutional rights and ship them to a secret headquarters in Concord, NH"
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If I were in jail with nothing to do but write in legal pads, I would probably do the same thing.
Come to think of it, probably not a bad way to kill time during contracts.
Sue the professor for mind rape.
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