Sexism in the Workplace: A Lesson from Google Chat

Ladies, take note. Do NOT get involved with, date, sleep with, kiss, touch, associate with, or especially marry our new blogger. He will claim you as .7 of a person for tax purposes, and you don't need all those headaches from the IRS.

Disclaimer: The views expressed over various IM services by any individual blogger do not reflect the views of this blog and are posted solely as a public service so our readers can avoid being sexually harassed by mootgoescow. If you take this seriously for any reason, you officially have no sense of humor and should immediately commit suicide by ingesting several boxes of rat poison.

Guy Fawkes: I would be perfect happy if the two of you ended up happily married with 14.7 children

mootgoescow: gross

Guy Fawkes: what, the .7 children?

i know, dividing kids up is disgusting...it can be an extremely bloody process

mootgoescow: no, that's easily explained by us having one girl

the 14 part is gross

Guy Fawkes: wait, girls are only .7 of a child?

mootgoescow: yea

Guy Fawkes: so a woman is only .7 of a person?...or does the ratio change somewhere along the way

mootgoescow: no they're only .7 of a person

when have girls ever really been our equals? please

Guy Fawkes: nice

brb, i need to visit the blog real quick so i can alienate all our female readers

mootgoescow: haha
oh that's going to be bad