T minus 8 minutes until the Property exam starts.
Poll: Should I
A) strangle myself with my laptop power cord before the exam
B) wait for the internal bleeding from the rape I'm about to experience to kill me in about 5 hours
Quick, I need advice.
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6 comments:
I chose the internal bleeding method :/
Oh, you left out the buring discharge that slowy eats away and your man parts from the raping... that's what professor's like to do... keep on giving and giving...it hurts, it hurts!
As one of my classmates said, "Do they not understand what they are doing to my career?"
Or another method, hang yourself from the arm of the statute stolen out of that guys yard in the hypo while trying to figure out what the seller could expect out of his action against the seller. Doesn't this woman ever proof Read?!?!?!?
Seriously...I didn't know it was possible to have a very valuable statuTe stolen from one's yard.
your property exam sounds like a hoot ... at least mine last year involved domesticated deer ... it made for a nice read as you imagined bambi and a beautiful magical forest ...
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