Monday, April 23, 2007

What Does the Constitution Say About Nicknames?

El Guapo and I have been working on a comprehensive nickname list for our section. This is one of those things I feel like we should have done last semester, but oh well. Here are the nicknames, sans real names of course:

Above the Neck
Second Career
El Guapo
The Line
Nose Gunner
Type A
Take Me Home
The Senator
Marginal Utility
Not in the Constitution

It's a work in progress. We're trying to keep the names civil, but I must admit that it's been tempting to use "Stupid Fucking Question" and "Cock Weasel." I was never this mean before law school.

1 comment:

Phaedrus said...

I'll have to post my list later. My favorite is we have a student that we call QVC because that student will use outlines handed down from last year and bring up a point about five minutes before the prof. would naturally get to it...this students reads it for the first time, and as if we aren't all looking at the same outline. This student says the most obvious dumb ass things, such as, "Not only does the magic bullet grind, blend, and do all kind of amazing shit. It also looks like a bullet!"