Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Prof. JDate

Prof. JDate:  [student], what do you think?
Student:  I sort of like contributory negligence.
Prof. JDate:  Why?  Do you hate me?

Later in today's class:

Prof. JDate:  She's a "shitty lawyer" according to the website.  Do you think she'll sue him to get an injunction to take that off the site?  No, you don't want to have to prove whether or not you're shitty.

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