I wrote a poem for you.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'll fuck you with a garden rake.
Love,
Guy Fawkes
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2 comments:
May I suggest, for poetic value:
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
With a garden rake I'll fuck you.
No, the break in the rhyme scheme is part of the effect.
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