Tuesday, November 6, 2007

Love Letter to My Law Review Student Comment

Dear Student Comment,

I wrote a poem for you.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'll fuck you with a garden rake.

Guy Fawkes

Does that sound too angry?

Edit: This post is made in memory of Law Bitches.


Phaedrus said...

May I suggest, for poetic value:

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
With a garden rake I'll fuck you.

Guy Fawkes said...

No, the break in the rhyme scheme is part of the effect.