Wednesday, October 17, 2007

Another CSO E-mail Full of Failure

Taken directly from a CSO e-mail subject line:

FREE Opportunity to Expose Yourself to Employers

I sincerely do not want to expose myself to employers (or most other people). That's usually considered indecent exposure and might get me arrested. Phaedrus might have gotten one of these opportunities when he went out to the bars with a young female associate from a New Orleans firm.


Anonymous said...

OMG this is GREAT.

Anonymous said...

oh I bet he did. dick.

Anonymous said...

did this involve peanut butter?

Sharon said...

Now that you planted that idea in my mind, I've interpreted every one of CSO's emails as admitting failure. Oh, well. I don't have to be a lawyer -- I can always write a blog.

By the way, who are you guys? As a lowly 1L, I haven't looked up from my books much to try and figure it out.

Guy Fawkes said...

You are correct about most (or all?) CSO e-mails containing something we can construe as failure. We do this because CSO's efforts haven't helped any of us very much. El Guapo did get at least one summer offer through OCI, so I suppose it's not all bad.

We're all 2L's at the same school you attend. I'll e-mail you something more specific if you'd like to know. The school's name is now quite obvious to anyone who reads the blog. Thanks Phaedrus. Next step: employers figure out our names and blacklist us from the legal profession forever.

Sharon said...

Haha, I doubt your potential employers will dock you for the blog. My email address is Let me in on the secret, and I promise I'll keep it.

nicolle said...

that's beautiful.

i wish my school's CSO sent out such unintentional hilarity.