tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1803277458234915829.post4521151341768040301..comments2023-10-17T07:31:49.410-05:00Comments on The War of All Against All: The Night Before Christmas...Legal Power Nerd VersionPhaedrushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17280121963485620733noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1803277458234915829.post-49687074058047929792007-12-14T20:10:00.000-06:002007-12-14T20:10:00.000-06:00The relevant court would have a fun time gaining j...The relevant court would have a fun time gaining jurisdiction over Santa Claus. The case would have to be dismissed unless someone could manage to serve process on Santa while he was in the relevant jurisdiction (in the air while riding in his sleigh would suffice). Perhaps a late-night vigil involving milk, cookies, and service of process would be in order.Guy Fawkeshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00794977817814051873noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1803277458234915829.post-79805150540604401622007-12-14T18:58:00.000-06:002007-12-14T18:58:00.000-06:00Santa was then sued for trespass to real property ...Santa was then sued for trespass to real property and intentional infliction of emotional distress for forcing images associated with a religious holiday upon secular children in their own home against constitutional privacy guaranteed in Lawrence v. Texas.<BR/><BR/>I was also dissapointed that the manner of ownership of the house wasn't specified. Was in fee simple absolute? Rented? Fee simple determinable? Details details...El Guapohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16292655789352718606noreply@blogger.com