Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Overheard in the Office - 7/22/08

Overheard in the basement computer lab eight of the AG's office clerks have invaded:

Church of Christ Clerk: "How many Church of Christ members does it take to change a light bulb?...Light bulbs aren't mentioned in the New Testament and thus should not be incorporated into contemporary worship services."

Church of Christ Clerk: "How many Southern Baptists does it take to change a light bulb?"
Southern Baptist Clerk: "You have to form a committee first."
Church of Christ Clerk: "...change?...huh?"

1 comment:

El Guapo said...

Reminds me of a joke my wife's uncle told (verbatim):

"Cathlic's don't recognize Jesus. Only thang Baptists don't recognize is each other in the likker sto'!"

To which the other uncle drawled, "Rodney, I think you're thinkin' 'bout the Jews."

Maybe the most politically correct thing I've ever been around.